A website shilling goods and services for five dollars may have the answer to your social media prayers - a beautiful blonde willing to be “in a relationship” with you on Facebook.
The website Fiverr.com has a new ad out that is as creative as it is creepy. The pitch, from seller cathy01, states matter-of-factly “I'll be your girlfriend on Facebook for 10 days.” And who could resist with these qualifications:
“I'm Cathy, a 23-year-old student and I live in New York City,” the ad reads.
For the commitment phobic, Cathy offers another option - she'll write on your Facebook wall to aid in the ladies-man image sought by many-a Facebook friend.
“There's a second option, by the way: If you want a few messages (3 max.) on your profile to make someone jealous that's also possible,” Cathy says. “Just send me the message(s) and the Facebook-link!”
Unlike the struggling startup Cloud Girlfriend that allows users to design their own paramour and have her write their Facebook walls, Cathy asserts to be a real person.
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